There are many ways to sew ugly clothes: you can take in 2018 patterns from the magazine “Worker” for some 1960 and advertise the result as products of the “author’s Studio”; you can save so much on materials that quite modern models will look like a dull warehouse of humanitarian aid; you can decorate all available surfaces with rhinestones, bows and knitted bouquets. And you can add more lightning.
“We’re getting a dull dress…and let’s add a couple of zippers! And better three-four!”. Continue reading